You guys have it rough. you cant win, cant seem to make women happy. You arent allowed to act like men anymore! You act like a man and we complain and call you a d*ck or and a**_le, if you act like a woman you are a b*tch or a p**sy
How does that work?!?!
Seriously, run into your buddy when his lady is around and you arent seeing the same man. No, that is no longer the man who ate a goldfish in a whiskey shot simply for the glory, no bill is now william and his dannglers are in a mayo jar under the duvet. and What the F**K is a duvet?? Its a BLANKET! call it that!
See, not all females are the same, I pride myself in being one of the privileged WOMEN that knows how to treat a man like a ...well a man!
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