FIRST OFF, READ THIS OR YOUR EXPERIENCE WITH CONTACTING ME WILL NOT BE WHAT I GUARANTEED.
Hey guys, Im Candice, The Midwest's Finest.
I have 36DDs, a slim waist, and a fat ass. Don't miss out on my fun by being a dick on the phone. Your place or incall is fine. Call to find out what kinds of gifts I like. I'm very intelligent and can hold a conversation well. I'm pretty much perfect for whatever you need. (:
-Ask me for pictures, theres a bunch accessible RIGHT here
-Speak Spanish NO ESPANOL
-Make fake/fantasy apppointments. I am not here to get you off from your living room
-BE RUDE! INSULTS RESULT IN IMMEDIATE BLOCKING
-Show up on time
-Move on if you can't follow the rules I give you once we talk
P.S. By contacting me, you agree that you understand that this is not an offer for prostitution in any way. You agree to be MY definition of POLITE. You get my time, nothing else. Also, I'm not into dating cops or law enforcement and I specifically demand in this written and law-binding contract, that you do not contact me, and if you do, you are breaking this contract and will face persecution and/or prosecution.